First instance
P has this strange habit of immediately not doing anything or everything i say. He would counter with some excuse and would ask for 5 minutes. Whether it is closing the door, getting up in the morning or night time ritual of relieving himself. He would say amma you do this , then i would do.
Once during bed time when i asked him to go to toilet , he said amma u tell me this story then i would go. then i started yelling him since i was in a bad mood (eppothaaan illennu aathu solluvar)
Immediately P retorted,
Amma intha 6 yrs ah nee solrathathaaana naaan kekkaren inimeyaaanum atleast naaaan solrathaaa kelu
(All these six years i was listening to you atleast from today u listen to me)
Ithukku enna solrathu........
Second one
Was giving him bath and as usual he was playing with the soap and water and instead of putting the soap in the case he would put it in the mug full of water. Here again i yelled at him.......
Me : P u keep the soap down and let me wash ur face.
P : Illammmaa i am going to wash
Me : No, u dont know let me do it (along with my famous stare)
P : Ammaaa nee kulikkariyaaa illa naaan kulikkarenaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Third
Aathu was working in his laptop. P was just lying on the bed and aathu had his laptop on the bed. P while just moving from side to side accidentally pushed the laptop.
A : P , kaala edu, see u r going to break the laptop.
P : Appa, iru naaan antha laptop ah kaalaala odaikka poren.
A : got miffed.... P intha maathiri ellam sollalaama, appa evvalavu kashta pattu work panren, night ellam muzhichindu velai pannren, nee ippadi ellam pesariye......
P : Appa just oru joke kkukku sonnathukku ivvalavu pesariye appa...............
A : !@#$#$%%###